20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
The last bit of humor from my email inbox…
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds”.
7. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
12 Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party
because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream , I Won!”
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
“Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
19. Tell tour children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity……
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:38 am
In accordance to the prophesy, do you want fries with that?
October 11th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
OMG!! That is hilarious, and I surely needed a laugh today. thanks
October 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Hehehehe. It’s good, isn’t it?
July 14th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
That’s great.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Dont pay it, dispute it.